Thursday, September 01, 2011

Idiot of the Day

Apparently, atheists are so dangerous that they need to be on a register
Internet pastor Mike Stahl has come up with an interesting idea to assist Christians in day-to-day life. According to Stahl, the nation should set up an “Atheist Registry” in order to provide an updated list of anyone who is a “self-proclaimed atheist,” just as you would do for people convicted of sex crimes or associated with terrorist groups.

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Although Stahl’s registry would only have a name and perhaps picture of the avowed, publicly declared atheist, and no physical address, he also believes that knowing who are the atheists in your neighborhood could lead to a wonderful opportunity to try and convert, too!
Yeah, put me on a registry for not believing in a mythical sky fairy and then come and try to convert me. See how well that goes!

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Thursday, July 21, 2011

On Dogma

Let’s begin by sketching an imagined, but I would say wholly realistic, debate between a Christian and an atheist. The atheist might reject Christianity on the grounds that it has been responsible for much bloodshed over the course of its history – and just the thought of the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the years of bloody conflict in Northern Ireland support this case. The Christian might respond that secular movements have also got a lot of blood on their hands – and it would be ludicrous to deny that something like Stalinism was not responsible for immense death and suffering.

Of course, either one of the participants in our imaginary debate could deny that their particular view is responsible for the slaughter. A Christian might point out that it is only a corruption of their faith that could allow for something like the Inquisition – after all, didn’t Jesus talk about the most important commandment being that you should love your neighbour? Likewise, a secular Marxist could point out that Stalinism is a gross distortion of Marxism. Now, I’d argue that both positions require highly selective readings of their sources. Just a cursory flick through the Old Testament will show you a God happy to smite as well as offering a vertiable myriad of regulations designed to control many aspects of life, often backed up by the threat of death. Likewise, Marx may not have intended to create Stalinism, but it is difficult to really see “the dictatorship of the proletariat” ending up as anything other than, well, a dictatorship.

There might be more merit in a secular libertarian like me pointing out that the Christian has, to some extent, created a straw man to fight – after all, not all secular beliefs are like Stalinism (libertarianism being a good example). But this is to miss the point the Christian might be trying to make – that slaughter is not unique to religion, and therefore the root cause of that sort of slaughter needs to be located somewhere other than in religion.

I’d be inclined to agree. The problem isn’t the belief in a god or the teachings of a secular thinker per se, but rather the way in which that belief manifests itself. The problem comes when a belief becomes a dogma, and those who follow that belief see their view as an unassailable truth that must be protected at all costs. It is a short leap from that position to the idea that anyone who does not share your beliefs is a problem, and either needs to be converted or silenced (with all the menacing implications that the latter concept has). And it is here that an atheist can be just as dangerous as a Christian, and there is far more common ground between the two views than might at first be expected.

This is why I can’t stomach someone like Richard Dawkins. Yeah, I agree with him that God does not exist. I see no reason to believe in a benign being in the sky watching over us than I do in a benign being living at the North Pole and having an impossibly busy night once a year. But I don’t care too much about what other people believe. As long as they don’t proselytise their faith, they can believe exactly what they want. Which is precisely where Dawkins fails for me – he wants to convince the God-botherers that their views are delusional*. I don’t care what beliefs they hold just so long as they bother God rather than me.

And the dangers of dogma is one of the key challenges facing any thinker genuinely interested in liberty, in part because sometimes the beliefs you hold will be changed by others into a dogma. There are many who believe whole-heartedly in liberal democracy – but when this becomes a dogma that the most powerful nation wishes to force on other countries through violence whether they like it or not, it becomes a concern.

It is the challenge of the liberally minded to always question the extent to which a view has become dogmatic, and whether other views – regardless of whether a liberal likes them or not – are being allowed to be heard. It is not religion that is the problem; it is a dogmatic religion that refuses to allow dissent that is the problem (or religious fundamentalism, to put it another way). The problem is dogma, and the solution is a commitment to critical thinking that challenges any “truth” that is blindly and unthinkingly held, especially if that “truth” is intolerant of the views and beliefs of others.

*A curious tactic to take, I’d argue, when you are trying to win over other people – always difficult to build up rapport with someone after you have attempted to destroy someone’s belief system and then called them mental for having those beliefs in the first place.

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

On the subject of the Rapture...

...I've got some questions. Assuming that this is the second coming of Christ and not the delusional rantings of an old man who has already failed to accurately predict the Rapture once before, I'd like some clarity around the etiquette of the whole thing. So my questions are:

(1) Is there a strict timetable that needs to be adhered to? For the Royal Wedding (another big event with religious overtones) there very much was a timetable, and that way anyone interested in what was going on could more or less know exactly what was happening and when. I know there's supposed to be a big earthquake today, but what happens after that? And all unbelievers are due to be dead by 21st October - do we get to choose when we go to hell? If so, I'd like to book as later a slot for that as possible.

(2) Is there a dress code? I'd hate to be condemned to internal damnation because I wasn't wearing a suit.

(3) I know Jesus is meant to be all-knowing, but frankly he doesn't offer any proof of that. Therefore, in the interests of fairness, I'd like the chance to pitch to Jesus about my worthiness before he decides whether I burn for all eternity or not. Surely not too much to ask...

(4) Is Jesus going to factor in that some of us aren't going to be ready because the conduit to communicate the coming of the Rapture was a daft old man with zero credibility? Had the Pope said it then we might all be taking it a little more seriously; as it stands, I rather think a lot of us aren't going to be ready.

(5) Bearing in mind it has been a longtime since the world last saw Christ, is he going to do something to make him clearly recognisable? The reason why I ask is because there are a couple of people in every neighbourhood who wondered around cursing people and chuntering on about the end of the world all the time. I just want to make sure that Christ differentiates himself from them. Otherwise, all manner of farcical merriment could ensue.

I hope someone comes back to me with answers to my questions soon. After all, there's not long left. Or so I heard...

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Proud to be British...

...for perhaps the first time ever:
One of the Pope's senior advisers has pulled out of the papal visit to Britain, after reportedly saying the UK is a "Third World country" marked by "a new and aggressive atheism".
If we are pissing off people closely connected to this reprehensible arse of a pontiff, then we must be doing something right.

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Let's NOT have a Christian song as Easter No.1...

Regular readers will be aware of both my predilection for commenting on stupid Facebook groups and on my general antipathy towards religion. So when I came across a group called "Christian music topping the UK Charts!", a blogpost became inevitable.

Let's see what this group of shrill God-botherers want to achieve:
This is a trumpet call to unite all online Christians throughout the UK to make history. Put aside talk of bunnies, chocolates and egg-hunts this Easter and let's hear the message of Jesus Christ sweep the airwaves as we take Delirious to the No.1 spot!
You can, should you have more faith than brain cells, read more about the campaign here.

Now, I don't really care who is Easter No.1 - the chances are that it will be a shit song that I'll never hear that makes it to the top of the charts on Easter Sunday. And let's face it, being Easter No.1 lacks the prestige of being Christmas No.1. Furthermore, with this campaign being squarely aimed at the Christian God-botherers, there's a natural fanbase for this that makes the number of fans they have got so far something of an inevitability, and therefore not as impressive as the campaign to get Rage Against the Machine to Christmas No.1 last year. But even with all of these caveats built in, I can't help but be irritated by this craptacular campaign.

As an atheist, I don't really celebrate Easter. And I do understand that bunnies, chocolate and egg-hunts are not, strictly speaking, what Easter is about - at least from a Christian point of view. But I also think - and I think the Bible will back me up here - that Easter is also not about gaining a whole shitload of publicity for a blander than bland band simply because they choose to warble on religion the whole fucking time. Want to celebrate your Messiah? How about going some good for people as a whole, rather than championing a band who have been around for as long as Radiohead but with just a fraction of the success? Because I'm pretty sure that the example given by Christ at Easter deserves a little more gravitas than pushing a song by a band that makes Coldplay look fucking butch up the charts.

Still, I'm hopeful that this campaign will ultimately come to nothing, as some many Facebook campaigns do. But if there is even a hint that this lot might succeed in their stupid fucking objective, then I might start my own Facebook group - a campaign to get an atheist song to the top of the charts. Probably "Dear God" by XTC. Because, if nothing else, it is a far better song than anything Delirious? have ever produced...

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Facebook, Atheism and Santa

Allow me to introduce you to another Facebook group - Hey Facebook!... Atheist Groups are NOT Hate Groups! Stop Banning Them!

Personally, I was unaware that Facebook was banning atheist groups. I suppose it is possible; most organisations are very tentative and risk averse when it comes to dealing with religion, and if it came down to a straight choice between the God-botherers and God-deniers, then the latter will (more often that not) lose. However, to ban an atheist group because it is a hate group seems to be crass, particularly when you can join the BNP Facebook group. There is nothing hating about atheism; in fact, atheists tend to be more tolerant than the believers.

Yet I can't get too worked up about this. If Facebook wants to ban atheist groups, then let it crack on and do so. It is a private organisation and frankly it can do what it wants with its own website. As an atheist, I can't bring myself to be anything other than mildly peeved that religious groups get a higher profile on Facebook than atheist ones. Because, at the end of the day, this is Facebook - a social networking site with oodles of stupid groups. I honestly don't think that anyone is going to be swayed to atheism or to religion by Facebook. Besides, there is a certain poetic justice in God (Other Public Figure, apparently) sitting on a website that also boasts Santa Claus (classed as a politician, would you believe) as a user.

Still, the group is worth checking out if only for the pictures. This one is probably my favourite.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Quote of the Day 2

I don't know, you wait for one quote of the day and then two come along on the same day:
"It's the constant arrogation of an overstated influence on life and society that secularists like myself oppose. There's no point in pussyfooting around. You believe something dreamed up by illiterate goatherds 2000 years ago and I've got to respect it? No is the answer, after 9/11."

"Religion can't carry on unconstrained, and the constraint must be, see yourself as you are, an unelected body with no greater rights than any other interest group such as trade unions or political parties. Have your say, but don't impose yourself on the rest of us."

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Christanity, Starkness and Getting On With The Job

See, if I turned up to work and then refused to my job, I'd get a warning. And if I did it often enough, I'd be sacked. Quite right too. But then again, I'm not a Christian:
A Christian bus driver has refused to drive a bus with an atheist slogan proclaiming "There's probably no God".
Well, we all know that those who have "faith" are believe themselves to be beyond criticism in the workplace - that's nothing new. What is particularly striking about this god-bothering lackwitted fucktard are his powers of reasoning:
"I think it was the starkness of this advert which implied there was no God."
Uh-huh. So this advert was stark. Let's hold on for one moment, and remember what the advert actually says:
There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
So, the advert encourages people to enjoy life. And says that there probably isn't a God. It is optimistic, and it does not deny that there might be a God. This is not a stark advert. If anything, it is too neutral. If this muppet wants to see a stark advert, then it would go something like this:
"There definitely isn't a God. He's made up, dumb fuck. And if he was real, he'd be a cunt."
Now that's stark.

And is this Ron Heather's faith so weak that he really feels challenged by a fucking neutral advert? His Christanity is hardly rock-solid, is it? As an atheist, I don't see an advert for the Alpha course or some other preachy bag of shite and suddenly find faith, so I don't see why this advert should create any problems for someone with the Christian faith.

Also, buses will carry adverts. I'm surprised Heather hasn't noticed before. Is it part of his make-up that he has to agree with whatever his buses are advertising? If so, how does he cope when there is a horror film out? Or is the advert for, say, Saw IV less stark than the humanist one?

I try to be tolerant, I really do, but I have to say that had I been Heather's boss I'd have told him to shut the fuck up and to get the fuck on with his job. Or piss off and find a new one.

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