The New Shadow Cabinet

I've carried out a detailed, in-depth analysis of all those who have just been appointed to the Shadow Cabinet and reached the following conclusion: I don't care. I just don't fucking care. The choices are insipid, weak and utterly uninspiring - much like Miliband Minor's leadership thus far. This ragbag bunch of non-entities and incapable politicians tainted by the Nu Labour years can only really achieve one thing - and it is quite an achievement in fairness - they make the Con-Dem cabinet look fucking inspired.