Something to look forward to:

Temperatures across Britain are set to plunge as low as -5C (23F) over the next two days before Northern England and Scotland is hit by a potential blanket of snow.

I hope the terrible weather doesn't reach Nottingham; knowing my luck, it almost certainly will. Still, at least there is some hope for those areas of the UK that have been so devastated by the winter weather:

The Prince of Wales visited the area on Saturday to boost morale during the lengthy ordeal for locals cleaning up their homes and getting their lives back in order.

And that's supposed to make people feel better? Jesus H Christ, if Prince Charles visited me, my morale would drop not just through the floor, but down to the very depths of Hades to have a chat with a far more inspirational figure - Satan himself.