Thursday, July 02, 2009

Good.

Gordon Ramsay. The smug cunt. He spent half of his time acting as a celebrity - and one who patronises other chefs and restaurant owners - but has forgotten to heed his own advice. Or maybe he needs advice from another foul-mouthed tool...

Which gives me an idea for a TV programme - The Nameless Libertarian's Kitchen Nightmares. Where I call Ramsay a wankstain for a good hour.

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2 Comments:

At 3:48 pm , Blogger asquith said...

I once had a neighbour who used to have 10 dogs & would drunkenly shout abuse at them. It was hardly surprising that they were badly behaved as none of them were ever walked (beyond being let out in the garden every now & then) & they were never trained or given proper discipline at any time in their lives.

Listening to him railing, I imagined how funny it would be if he was a celebrity chef on a programme like Ramsay's. They should just have foul-mouthed members of the public drinking & berating cooks. Pompous celebrity fuckers could do the shite jobs in the kitchen.

 
At 4:07 pm , Blogger Devil's Kitchen said...

... followed by The Devil's Kitchen Nightmares—in which I pelt Jamie Oliver with turds for a good half hour...

DK

 

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