Spreading Swine 'Flu

"So you're under the weather, then?"

"Yes, the doctor reckons it is that swine 'flu thing going around."

"Really? Oh, well, you'll have to come round then."

"Are you sure? It might be contagious."

"Oh, don't worry about that. Just come round for some dinner. Tonight would be good - I'll invite some others around as well."

"Are you sure? Should we bring anything? Wine or something?"

"No, no. Don't worry about that. Just bring your H1N1."

"Oh, ok. What are you cooking, by the way?"

"Probably some sort of pork and chicken stew..."

This country really does have some dickheads...