Talk About Low Standards

We all have ex's or flings that we are not proud of, but this takes the biscuit.

Not as bad as being the person who is rejected for the beached whale that is John Prescott, though.

"Ms Temple's boyfriend, lorry driver Barrie Williams, 46, told the Daily Mirror: "I just can't believe that my darling Tracey has been sleeping with John Prescott behind my back"" says BBC News.

No, I am not surprised that he can't believe it...