Who is the most absurd looking UK politician?

This story is pretty dull - I mean, I'd rather councils did their job and picked up the bins every week, but I can't get worked up about it. But I would like to point out the picture in the story, if only because it is so striking in so many ways:

Oh look! It's Humpty Dumpty forced into a business suit on his way to his first day in the office as an accountant.

Ok, Ok, I know it is wrong to diss politicians because they aren't photogenic, but fuck it. They largely bring it on themselves, the preening camera-whores. So I'd like to set a deeply shallow and deeply offensive, but hopefully still fun, competition - who can come up with the person who is the most absurd looking politician in British politics today? Pickles gets my vote - who gets your vote?