Labour Lost, apparently.

1614: "I think it's time to accept that we lost the election. We should lose graciously," says Labour MP Kate Hoey.

Kate Hoey either has a very highly developed sense of irony or has missed the point that the chance for Labour to lose graciously disappeared last week. It vanished in the early hours of Friday morning, when it became clear to everyone other than idiotic Nu Labour cheerleaders that Labour had lost the election...