You can take your Marxism and you can shove it right up your...
… well… you can probably guess the rest.
One of the many negative aspects to this economic downturn is the rush of people towards socialism and the big daddy of socialist morons, Karl Marx himself. And what is even worse than people trying to register support for ol’ Karl is people trying to be funny about their suddenly vaguely fashionable Marxist tendencies. As this article proves.
I could do a detailed fisking of that article, but holy Jesus, I have better things to do with my ever diminishing life. The author tries and utterly fails to be funny repeatedly, at the same time as revealing his ignorance of the very ideology he is championing. A word to the not-so-wise; if you are going to pursue an ideology, make sure you actually know the details of whatever it is you are meant to be defending and advocating.
However the rush towards Marx, and the constant veneration of odious Marxists like Che Guevera by some, reveals a deeper ignorance of an ideology that is deeply destructive. Yeah, Marx got some things right. He reckoned that boom and bust are natural parts of capitalism. But most economists would recognise that. He also had some interesting theories about alienation of labour – ideas that still have some relevance today. But for a man who wrote as prolifically as Karl Marx, getting something right at some point was inevitable. Just as that infinite number of monkeys at those typewriters could, in theory, come up with the complete works of Shakespeare.
Yet in so many different ways, Marx was utterly wrong. And his errors are so numerous that it would almost be compelling, if they weren’t so dangerous. None more so in his conclusions about where his spurious theories of society would take us all. As counter-culture and cool as it might be to support Marx during this (perfectly natural, even according to Marx) downturn in global capitalism, I think everyone should be very clear about supporting Marxism means. It means you support violent revolution. It means you support dictatorship. It means you support the collapse of the society we live in, and handing over absolute political power to violent revolutionaries who are going to divine some sort of better society for all from a non-existent blue-print. You can claim that Marx’s ultimate intent was utopian; the practical ends of his ideology are thoroughly dystopian.
Marxist theorists (for, believe it or not, they do still exist) will argue that we have never had an actual application of Marx’s ideas. Well, bollocks to that. The Stalinist state, the Maoist state, the regimes of Pol Pot and Kim Jong Il are all examples of the deluded, insane and deeply destructive implementation of Marxism. The problem isn’t that Marxism has never been correctly applied; the real problem is that Marxism is a deeply flawed political ideology that advocates dictatorship and sees people in general as largely bovine and in desperate need of firm guidance from portly, disconnected from reality philosophers such as Marx. The end result of Marxism is the Soviet State, pure and simple.
The recession will have come as a shock to many, and will cause some to review their political beliefs. That’s fine – it is a healthy thing to review what you think in light of events (something Marx himself wasn’t that good at). But the answer to any review of ideology should not be Marxism. Marxism doesn’t work; if you try to force Marxism on societies, then your utterly, utterly destroy those societies. Applying Marxism to countries damaged by the recession will lead to the death of democracy in those countries, and the complete stagnation of their economies.
You might ask the question about what we need to do in the face of the credit crunch. The answer is not turn to Karl Marx.
Labels: Cambodia, Communism, Ideology, Kim Jong Il, Marx, Marxism, Morons, North Korea, Pol Pot, Soviet Union, Stalin
4 Comments:
Good post. As we all know Utopia means No Place. Marxist are utterly mad.
P.S. It was good to meet you on Saturday.
....up your nose?
Although it's not hard to understand why people are turning to Marx- they believe the system has failed them (correct), but they wrongly believe that system is capitalism (er, no.). What we need to do is implement in the public mind the difference between lassaiz faire and this... what can we call it? State capitalism/corporatism mixed economy thing we've got going on at the moment.
As counter-culture and cool as it might be to support Marx during this...
On that subject, I recommened this book: The Rebel Sell.
Yeah, it was good to meet some of the people from LPUK on Saturday. I'll try to make it to another meeting at some point soon.
One of the key things both LPUK and the Libertarian movement as a whole have to do is sell the ideology far better. Ours is actually the radical alternative, but is painted as backward by various left-leaning types.
"people trying to register support for ol’ Karl is people trying to be funny about their suddenly vaguely fashionable Marxist tendencies."
Nicely put; On Thursday I was chatting with an apparently sane senior manager from a government office, he jocularly declared " Ah yes, what we are seeing is the inevitable collapse of capitalsim, ha ha ! ". He looked around for effect, there was none but the significance of his beard and wooly tie suddenly became clear.
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