Things I Couldn't Give A Flying Fuck About #1

"Katie Thornton gives birth to a baby boy".

And? What does she want? A fricking medal?

Although the fact that Katie Thornton has a spokesperson neatly sums up a lot of what is wrong with this country. A bland anonymous TV presenter shouldn't need a spokesperson. Hell, in a sane world she would be generating so little attention that a mobile phone would be a needless expense.

And yes, I am aware of the irony of criticising people for giving attention to meaningless Z list celebrities at the same time as giving meaningless, Z list celebrities attention on this blog. I just don't care about the irony, that's all.