Gordon Brown, TV Star

For fuck's sake. Can this country's media and the unelected fuckwit in charge get any more moronic and crass?

Producers have approached Gordon Brown to star in an Apprentice-style TV show, it has emerged after a second Cabinet minister's papers were photographed.

Apparently the proposal document said:

"Please, please let all concerned know that this is not stunt TV"

My fucking arse it isn't stunt TV. It is the very definition of stunt TV. It is no different from Celebrity Big Brother - trying to give an unpopular public figure the chance to rehabilitate themselves by stuffing them down the throats of anyone who has a TV. This sounds like one of the more insane ideas of Kim Jong-Il; it has no place, no place whatsoever in modern British Politics. After 10 years of Blair devaluing the office of Prime Minister, Nu Labour and tabloid TV now seem determinned to destroy the stature of the office forever. Fuck them. I hope they all die prematurely and descend to their natural home - the burning fires of Hades.