The Sun Lite

No really, there is a Lite version of The Sun. In case the standard Sun website was too high-brow and intellectual for you.

"Every day we'll be bringing you a round up of the best stories from across the site" they somewhat optimistically claim. Let us take a look at some of their "best stories":

Perveillance of CCTV operator

Oh, you are a sexy fin

Queen Cleopatra... the minger

And finally:

Pervert doctor struck off for life

Fuck me, it is difficult to why the level of public discourse and general intellectual health of the British population is so poor, isn't it? What with the nation's most popular paper printing such gems of modern journalism. Woodward and Bernstein had nothing on Queen Cleopatra... the minger.