Noel Gallagher - Total Cock
I have never liked Oasis. In fact I would describe them as "refried sub-Beatles bollocks", the musical equivalent of food poisoning. And Noel Gallagher has become a total and absolute cock because he was venerated in the mid nineties as some sort of musical genius, even though most of his songs could have been written by a five year old with a toy piano.
So it riles me slightly that Oasis get a Brit award for "Outstanding Contribution". And it pisses me off something chronic that the worthless cunt gets to spout off on Newsnight about politics. Frankly I would rather ask a rabid dog for political opinion before turning to the simian Noel Gallagher. Asking the half empty bottle of Pepsi next to my computer is going to come up with more reasoned arguments than this refugee from Planet of the Apes.
Have a look at some of the comments Gallagher makes here. Apparently "there is nothing left to vote for." Except who makes up the next government. Except who runs this country. Nothing too important then, Gallagher, you utter, utter wanker.
"David Cameron is no different from Tony Blair, and Gordon Brown is no different from David Cameron."
If you had paid attention to anything other than the sound of your own -deeply annoying - voice, Noel, then you would know that no-one knows what Cameron stands for. That is the problem with him. And the assertion that Cameron is the same as Blair at the same time as being the same as Brown makes no sense - because that would make Blair and Brown the same. And we know that is not the case, which is why the total fuckers have been at each other's throats since the beginning of this millenium about who leads their shambles of a government.
"They're all cut from the cloth and it annoys me that the biggest political icon from the last 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher, someone who tried to destroy the working class...it freaks me out you know."
Oh, good, we have, once again, the old cliche that Thatcher tried to destroy the working class. I would imagine it comes as a surprise to Thatcher that she tried to destroy the working classes. Through such evil means as allowing them to buy their council houses and to buy shares in formerly government owned companies. What a bitch! No wonder the working classes punished her by voting for her in landslide election victories in 1983 and 1987. And the fact it freaks you out, Gallagher, is probably more to do with the drugs you forced up your nose in the late nineties then any political realities.
And speaking of drugs, Gallagher (who has clearly never heard a famous phrase about pots and kettles, or another one about throwing stones in glasshouses) has a pop at Cameron owing to his recent drug related woes:
"To say no comment is typical of him and his party copping out."
No, it is in line with his stated principle that people are allowed to have a life before politics. And frankly Cameron having a fucking stated principle is something to be celebrated.
But Gallagher decides once again, from his oh-so informed viewpoint, to rewrite conventional political wisdom by saying Nu Labour, the washed down Thatcherite rump of the Labour movement in this country, are being copied by the Tories.
"They wait to see what Tony Blair says...and then they move in behind and switch it and change a little bit."
Lord, this guy really is a total dickhead, isn't he? Nu Labour is based on Blair copying the Conservatives. This fact is acknowledged to such an extent that Cameron can actually use it as the excuse for not having any policies and get away with it. If the Tories announce a policy, nine times out of ten Nu Labour will copy it. To state anything else smacks of utter ignorance. Which, in fairness, does seem to the hallmark of Gallagher's political assertions.
But he saves the best for last:
"It's like a song writer who's eternally ripping off someone else's song and just changing the odd line a little."
This from the man whose entire song-writing canon can be found in the back catalogues of The Beatles, Slade and Gary Fucking Glitter. What Gallagher has managed to do in his oh-so finite wisdom is that he is just like the Tories. Well done Noel, you slack-jawed retard. You have shown exactly why you shouldn't be interviewed on Newsnight. You don't have the first fucking clue about what you are talking about.
Labels: Blair, Brown, Cameron, Music, Nu Labour, Worthless Cunts
posted by The Nameless Libertarian @ 9:20 am
16 Comments
16 Comments:
Although Gallagher's comments about Thatcher are the usual ill-informed, northern, working-class bullshit the rest of his commentary is actually pretty spot-on.
NuLabour moved to capture the centre ground of politics; Cameron is doing precisely the same.
You say that we don;t know what Cameron stands for? In that case, why are you no longer The Nameless Tory? Where is your Conservative membership card?
Your rants against Cameron -- beautiful as they are -- are because you think that you know precisely what Cameron stands for: he stands for the Toynbeeism of the Tories and no amount of bollocks about "sharing the proceeds of growth" is going to change the fact that Cameron's policies are, actually, so close to NuLabour's as to be near indistinguishable.
Not that it's Spam's fault: when 70% of our laws come from an agency that neither Labour nor Tories have any influence over, i.e. the EU, how could they be any different?
Elegant though your rant is here, your anger is misplaced; possibly because, deep in your heart, you know that fuckwit Noel is entirely correct.
DK
DK,
Interesting comment(s). I probably need to clarify where I stand with relation to Gallagher and his comments. I am not saying everything he said is wrong - my concern more comes from the fact that he speaks from a position of utter ignorance. A monkey throwing faeces at a wall may eventually achieve something (which is pretty much how I regard Gallagher, actually) and I think this is what has happened with young Noel - after years of spouting utter shite (including wishing two members of Blur die of AIDS) he may have said a couple of things that are valid.
However the assertion that there is nothing to vote for really pisses me off, because (at a time when turnouts in elections are falling) it may encourage people not to vote. Yes, I entirely agree that the two main parties are now so similar that it is next to impossible to see any differences. But I don't think people need encouragement not to vote - I would say instead that they need encouragement to either change those two major parties or to consider other options.
As for Cameron, I see him as a vote whore - someone who will embrace any passing fancy if he thinks it will win him even one vote from the centre ground. Electing a fucking Furby as Tory leader makes as much sense as electing that pudgy faced policy vacuum. He certainly has dragged the party to the left with his carping on about the environment and his whorish love of Toynbee, but basically he doesn't seem to stand for a fat lot at the moment; he is like toilet paper in the rain - transparent, useless, falling apart, and hopefully about to disintegrate.
My relationship with the Tory party is a little more problematic. My membership card was shredded (very cathartic it was too) and I am very much in the political wilderness at the moment. However my instinct remains to defend the party. I am guessing this stems from be an active member of the party under Michael Howard - there was one hell of a lot of criticism then, and I got reasonably adept at countering it. Ultimately, though, Cameron has stripped the party of any identity and the few policies he does have would not look out of place in a Old Labour manifesto. Hence my choice to change blogger identities and, with regard to the Tories, sit on the outside looking in.
Even when the more intelligent pop/rock stars, such as Manic Street Preachers, start on politics they tend to mainly talk arse. Gallagher's comments may have some truth to them amongst the cliched, pseudo working class toss - but this does not change the fact that I think he is spouting off from a position of ignorance and if he has managed to say something worth hearing then it is more down to luck than judgment.
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"However my instinct remains to defend the party."
Bizarrely, I also still have that instinct (although I was never as active as you) but I am aware that the party that I am defending is a party that no longer exists.
the irony in what you are saying is that you and Gallagher are cut from the same cloth.
Two blokes, and i quote, "Trying to make sense of a bewildering and frustrating world. Through the medium of profane ranting."
Both dancing around some semi-credible ideas with a host of swearing and irate ramblings, yous both sound like clowns only difference is he has had a hugely succesful career in music which you claim a five year old could have done, yeah brilliant, assume the only reason you didnt write they albums and make all that cash was due to the fact your were too busy sitting at your computer in your underwear eating the remnints of last nights pizza, drinking flat pepsi out of the bottle thinking about how long you need to wait before you can crack one off agian without doing yourself an injury.
to you my friend i say, good luck to you..........your an idiot!
Excellent - I have been bitch-slapped by someone who calls themselves "dawg"!
How I love the blogosphere...
They are great OASIS your fucking jealous. i bet you wear fucking glasses you four eyed wanker who proberly wanks off in front of his computer every night looser
P.S. Your proberly a pedo aswell who wishes he was in pollatics. and to say a seven year old could write songs (wich has sold over 55 millon albums) your silly (wanker) go fuck your hamster freak
zmThankyou, Mince1, for your comments. One can only assume that your parents were related - or how else would someone come up with something as fucking ignorant as you?
You diss me for wearing glasses when I do not wear glasses, and for being a paedo (note the correct spelling, you cunt) when I am no such thing. All I am is a liberal right winger.
Someone as fucking ignorant as you is destined to end up in prison, God willing. And I hope when you get there you are raped every single night.
Noel is a proper legend who just says it like it is! My family hate Margeret Thatcher we have to because she was a fuckin' bitch. Everyone calls Noel a wanker but all he does is say it like it is and thats better than all the fake tossers that are around today.
Oh and about his music, it's the fuckin bollocks and I am glad that he's getting the Brit Award cos he deserves it. Oasis is the soundtrack to a generation. Yeah they've stolen a few riffs like but they have taken the Beatles and Slade and all the others and just made it better.
So get your head from out of your arse and out of the fuckin pages of the Daily Telegraph and stop dissing Noel ya middle-class tosser. As Noel and Liam both say,"Hope to bump into ya someday!"
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You don't know much about the great Noel Gallagher. He's not a politician. He's a f**ing genius song writer. If it was so easy to just copy the Beatles, I would have f**ing done it already. "Pseudo working class", u have no f**ing idea, your're probably wrapped in your middle class guardian newspaper. Anyway, go back to your comfort zone noddy.
Stevie92 - you only need to leave on comment rather than two - which is why I have deleted one of those identical comments. I can only assume that you are not intelligent enough to work this out for yourself. Or maybe you are actually a shaved gorilla and your fingers and hands are just too big and fat to use a computer effectively. And as for bumping into you one day, that is unlikely. Mainly because I don't binge drink special offer Stella in Wetherspoon pubs.
Dermot: No need to go with "f***ing" (note there are there stars rather than two - good to see you can't spell fucking though) - swear words are allowed on this blog. Which is why I can call you a total fucking cunt, with dog shit for brains.
Incidentally, gents (and I use the term very loosely), I read neither The Daily Telegraph or The Guardian that much. However, you might find that you have something useful to say if you stretch yourselves and stop relying on The Daily Star for not only the news, but pretty much every thought you ever have. And when you guys have something more intelligent to say, come back and comment. Until then, enjoy licking the arsehole of your twat of a hero.
I agree with you, oh nameless one. Gallagher derides everything apart from his own, shite brand of music, a sound that was boring and whiney when it was first heard and has only increased in it's dullness and ability to irritate over time. I don't think I've ever heard Gallagher make one positive comment about anything (other than his music) but have noted that whenever he gets a microphone in front of his slapped-arse of a face, he spouts offensive vitriol against whomever the intervewer has referred to, probably in the vain attempt of appearing clever. I like your responses to the feckless commentators on your blog who're unable to even spell simple words like 'probably' and given half a chance/excuse would probably refer to the inadequate education supplied them by "Thatchers govarment" (sic). By the way, before the flamers kick in, I'm working class. I live in a rough, run-down area and work nightshifts in a lowly position for a large manufacturing company, one of the few left in this country, (no thanks to Blair's mob). I'm not attempting to appear big-headed but the fact that I can spell and use grammar correctly is by dint of my intelligence, not my social background, hence any comments about high brow newspapers will be summararily ignored or laughed at.
Personally i think noel is a good songwriter and oasis is a good band, however i would like them a whole lot more if noel wasn't so in your face about how good he is, because in the end a majority of his fans will just end up thinking of him as the arrogant dickhead that he is and will forever be. Hes not a legend and never fucking will be.
I am à 50 year old who was brought up on the Beatles , and i say burn the fucklng gallagers and all that worship them .the voice of reason.
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