Bring Me Sunshine, Fuck the Policies

...Cameron makes his speech at the Tory Party Conference. And what does he say?

"...let sunshine win the day".

Oh dear Lord, oh Holy Mother of Jesus, help me. Why, why oh why oh why, when we have the chance for the first time since 1992 to win a General Election, have we elected this vacant, absent, hippy dickhead as our leader? Why? A Tory leader talking about sunshine? What about talking about being a fucking opposition party? You know, being different to the party of government. About having policies that people might even vote for? Instead of spouting off about sunshine in a way that sounds like John Lennon on Prozac.

We have a leader who pays lip service to crucial issues like terrorism and social responsibility. We have a leader who is afraid to commit to policies. We have a leader who is afraid to be a fucking Conservative.

Read the coverage on the BBC. This is the best comment they quote:

"...government that governs best, governs least".

And who was it? Cameron in a rare flash of brilliance?

No. Senator John McCain.

Can he be Tory leader instead?