Comedy Genius

Here - Ming the Merciful's speech to the Lib Dem conference will include the wonderful lines:

"My objective is nothing less than to complete the transformation of the Lib Dems from a party of opposition into a party of government."

Brilliant! That makes me laugh so much I could wet myself! And my objective, Ming, is to win the Lottery. Much more likely to happen that your mongrel party of perverts and pious prigs achieving notable electoral success in this country. Give it up, go and retire to Brighton, and take your hoard of pseudo-socialists with you.