The Working Class Andy Burnham

"Working Class" "Hero" Andy Burnham gives his proletarian credentials:

"People keep saying everyone's background's the same, but mine is different."

He added: "There wasn't much privilege about going to a Merseyside comprehensive in the 1980s, I can assure you of that."

Now, where did people get the idea that Burnham might be privileged? I guess it might be his background as a Cambridge graduate, then his time as a political advisor before coming into Parliament. Oh, and his time in Parliament has also seen him placing his hands in the till using the expenses system.

Your early years may be a little bit different to some of the other candidates, Andy, but everything you have done since makes you into the perfect anodyne Nu Labour drone. You are largely indistinguishable from Miliband, Miliband Minor and Balls. And like the others, you are largely pointless - a throwback to Blairism at a time when that man and his rancid turd of a government have been exposed as utterly incompetent and comprehensively rejected by the British public.