Skeletor's Tribute to Brown

Skeletor has entered the Labour leadership race, and has paid tribute to Gordon Brown:

"As a seven-foot pile of bright blue muscles and a fleshless face, I also know what it's like to be regarded as a bit weird.

"But I do know that unlike Gordon I can connect with ordinary working class people, because - if you really think about it - they're pure evil too."

Actually, I think Skeletor would be a good Labour leadership candidate. He's much more charismatic than both of the Milibands and Andy Burham put together, and he's far less evil that Ed Balls. Plus, more people have heard of him than of Diane Abbott...