The Death of Music

The Daily Mash on the re-release of the always execrable Three Lions:

Tom Logan, from Reading University, said: "Popular music has been dealt many potentially fatal blows over the years - Buddy Holly's death, the break-up of The Beatles, 'H' leaving Steps.

"But the bestial union of a lumpen, terrace dirge, shouted by some of the most unforgivable celebrities a vindictive gene pool could create, is like standing over a stricken, rabid animal with an automatic pistol and then sending it straight to hell."

As always, the article is worth reading in full...