Mr Eugenides has located this frankly superb review* of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. It sums up perfectly why this film killed the whole franchise (that I previously thought was quite diverting) for me. And also why Star Wars: The Phantom Menace remains the only film I have ever fallen asleep watching. In the cinema, anyway. Yep, Transformers was, without doubt, a shitter movie, but at least it was loud and bright. Which, if nothing else, kept me awake (and made me want to drink a lot of whisky after the end credits rolled). Star Wars: The Phantom Menace just reminded me that when you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you.
*The fact that it is done in the manner of some sort of violent serial killer doesn't negate the validity of the points raised. That much...
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You've only slept through one film? Try 'No Country For Old Men.' I'm a Coen brothers fan with insomnia (not a joke) and I was out cold after an hour.
That review is something different. Pure and utter genius. I just love the conviction the actress puts in the basement scene.
Dear God I hope that was an actress and that it was a scene...
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