There can be few clearer indicators of the likelihood of a Labour Defeat in 2010 than the ever odious Peter Mandelson talking up the option of a job with the Tories:

LORD Mandelson has disclosed that he is ready to accept a job under a future Conservative government.

I'm sure the power-hungry, two-faced little fucker would be more than happy to serve under any party in order to keep his greasy hands on the levers of power in this country. Just as I'm quite sure that even Comprise Cameron would rather immolate himself in Parliament Square rather than take on this godawful man who was a key figure in getting the terrible Nu Labour government elected in the first place.