Cassandra Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer
So, in a rare burst of temporary honesty, our Chancellor has noted what is absolutely fucking obvious to everyone else not encased in the blinding forcefield that is the Westminster Village; namely, that the economy is utterly fucked. Well done Darling, you skunk faced cunt bag, you have managed to tell the truth. Which is just smashing. It comes to something when we have to praise politicians for telling the truth.
But what, precisely, are Nu Labour going to do about the the current economic freefall? It is all very well having the Chancellor sounding off like Jim Jones just before the kool-aid gets poured, but it means nothing if there is no plan to actually help to remedy the situation. So what the ruddy fuck are Nu Labour going to do about it?
Oh, they're going to have an internal row about it. Just smashing. And ideas like making Ed fucking Balls, a man with all the charm and personality of a particularly irate spree killer, Chancellor of the Exchequer are not so much running salt in the wounds of the economy, but rather rubbing hydrochloric acid into the weeping economic sores.
Nu Labour fiddle, the economy burns.
Labels: Brown, Darling, Economic, Nu Labour, Oh do shut up
posted by The Nameless Libertarian @ 4:23 pm
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1 Comments:
I think that in Brown's next reshuffle he's going to create a new Department for Stating the Bleeding Obvious. John Hutton made an early bid for the leadership of this department last week when he said familaies were going to have to shell out more in fuel bills, and this is Darling's pitch.
Makes a change from talking complete twaddle, which is what they do the rest of the time.
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