A Message to the People of London

When you are stood in a pub, talking, having fun, enjoying yourself over this festive period please remember one thing. When someone walking behind you says "excuse me" they actually mean "get the fuck out of my way." Not stand stockstill , not shuffle a couple of centimetres forward with a shake of the head and not tut, then go on talking to your mates. This is an over-crowded city which is going to get more crowded throughout Christmas. Let's not make it any more claustrophobic, particularly in the crowded, crampt pubs and clubs.

Message ends.