Shock! Horror! The Sun Speaks Sense!

No, really, take a look here. Their comments on the Stevens report into the absolutely bleeding obvious are absolutely right - it was an accident, it was nine years ago, let’s let it rest now! The fact that so much time and money has been wasted to prove that it is an accident when a blind drunk driver crashes a car into a concrete wall is ever so slightly sickening. There was no conspiracy, there were no murders – as Stevens says it was “a tragic accident”.

Even the Princes want an end to the torpid, seedy speculation. Of course, that doesn’t appear to be on the agenda of The Daily Express or The Daily Mail.