"...it's very annoying..."

The title of this post is a quote from Belinda Oaten, wife of Mark. No, she is not talking about him but rather about her love for him. The full quote is "Yes, it's very annoying, but yes, I do."

Yes, Belinda, I can imagine it is annoying to be in love with someone who pays rent boys to defecate. I would probably use a stronger word than annoying, but you are married to a Liberal Democrat so I suppose strong words and concrete opinions do not come naturally.

Still, could be worse, Mrs Oaten. You could be in love with Simon Hughes. Imagine how annoying that would be!