Reviewing Gordon Brown's "Book"

I can't review his book on the simple grounds that I never, ever plan to read it. But I suspect this is the sort of review (via Amazon) that I would write had I disgraced my eyes by reading it:

I've never been a great fan of Gordon Brown and this book just exemplifies why. A more useless damaging individual the country has never been subjected to.

His book is a litany of errors he inflicted on the British economy. If Blair had had the courage to throw him out of his cabinet he may well still be in power and the countries finances would certainly be in a better state.

Brown has written this book to hide behind, sadly for him it is turgid and unconvincing, not unlike the man himself.

Of course, I'd have said "turgid, unconvincing and utterly pointless" but the gist would have been the same...