The Pope and The Mail

You know, the more I think about his Popiness and the objections of him and other Vatican types to the modern UK, the more I realise the basic problem they seem to have. Just look at their claims - Britain is like a Third World country, people are trying to ban Christmas etc. The problem is that they've clearly got their vision of modern Britain through reading The Daily Mail! No wonder their view is so warped.

Mind you, if the Panzer Pope was going to read any British newspaper, and think we can all be pretty sure that it would be The Daily Hate.