Sleeping in the Commons

The aroma of burning martyrs is almost overwhelming:

Some MPs reportedly slept in their offices recently following late sittings in the Commons.

Such events have become more rare in the last few years as politicians have brought in more family-friendly hours, but some have said they need to bed down at work to reduce costs in the wake of changes to their expenses regime.

The poor dears. If only we would give them more of our money to cunt away on second homes and kitkats from hotel minibars.

Still, it's nice that they are sleeping in their offices rather than during debates and votes. And it is also nice that they're working late. Like people across the country have to do on a regular basis. I mean, what the fuck do they want? A medal?

Actually, they probably do. And you know who would have to pay for that...