Monday, July 05, 2010

Kids, Rugby and Risk

Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Rugby scrums should be banned in schools to protect children involved in a sport which is "not safe enough" for them, an expert has warned.
My God? You mean there's a risk attached to a contact sport? Fuck me, this is a revelation.

I mean, sweet Jesus Christ, this can hardly be news to anyone, surely? And to think people paid to have the research carried out. I could have told you that there is a risk of injury to kids playing rugby, and I'd have done it for the price of a pint of Fosters and some pork scratchings.

But the fact that there is a risk and that injuries do happen doesn't mean that something should be banned. After all, we're not talking about hundreds of kids being wounded a day by egg-chasing. No, we're talking about occasional injuries in a game - nothing more dramatic than that. And kids can get injured at any time, in any number of different ways. You cannot ban every single way in which they might possibly get injured. Not unless you stick them in a bubble and don't let them do anything.

Which is the point. Risk and injury are both parts of life. You can try as much as you like to hide this reality from kids, but you're never going to be able to make them perfectly safe and if you try, then you're arguably not preparing them for real life. At some point they're going to have to take a risk. And at some point they are going to be injured. Banning rugby scrums from schools is not going to change that...

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3 Comments:

At 12:30 pm , Blogger JohnRS said...

"Risk and injury are both parts of life"

Not in the world of The Safety Elf. In that magical fairy-tale land there is no risk allowed, none, not a bit, nothing at all.In fact it is inconceivable to The Elf that a child should be exposed to any risk at all and thickets of safety spells (usually called guidelines, laws or best practice) are created to block the poor defenceless child from ever being close to even the hint of a risk.

If the magic safety spells all fail and any injury is caused, even the merest scratch or bruise, then someone is to blame and must be tracked down, taken to court and punished thoroughly. The Elf knows there is always someone to blame, it's just a matter of finding them. After they're punished to within an inch of their bank balance then banning must happen, lots of it, indiscriminately, then more safety spells created.

Those are the rules.

It's for your own good.

 
At 10:28 pm , Blogger AloneMan said...

Dear Mr A Strangeness

It has come to our notice that via your blog you are attempting to argue that risk is a part of life.

Please be aware that this is a highly dangerous practice, which carries with it the risk that people thing that risk is acceptable, which is clearly not the case, because we say it isn't.

Kindly desist from trying to de-criminalise risk in this way. If you do not, you run the risk that we will take you away and clap you in irons.

Regards,
The Righteous.

 
At 12:10 pm , Blogger TonyF said...

If it were for 'elfinsafety' we would be sitting around in damp caves wondering why we were cold....

 

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