The Last Freedom Fighter

One man is taking a stand. He is letting it be known that he cannot and will not stand by as this government drowns this country in petty, meaningless, pointless laws. He takes direct action when others meekly comply. And, amazingly, that man is Noel Edmonds.

I can't help but think that this campaign of petty regulation breaking would be more inspirational if it wasn't in the hands of a deeply irritating millionaire. Because whilst the government is responsible for a lot of shit, at least they never inflicted Mr Blobby on the nation. I mean, John Prescott maybe grossly fat, but he isn't spotty like Blobby. And Blobby is much more coherent than Prescott.

Still, I look forward to seeing how Edmonds' campaign evolves. Although I reckon that if it ends up in court, there'll be no deal for Noel...