John Prescott: Support of the Worthless

My general misanthropy is pretty fucking high this morning, so imagine my joy at seeing this article on Labour Home. Yep. John Prescott is running to support Gordon Brown, like an obese knight in shining armour.

For most people, I would imagine the prospect of Prescott supporting you in your job would be a trigger to not only resign in disgrace, but to go to a public square and immolate oneself to burn away the disgust felt at being supported by a man utterly devoid of any virtue. Most people, I would imagine, would rather have “rapist” tattooed on their forehead than “supported by John Prescott”. However, such is the state of this rancid abortion of an administration, that Brown is probably thankful for the support of Prescott. Even though the rest of us see this for what it is; a fat cunt backing a thieving cunt.

But let’s take a look at what Prescott actually says. Well, I say “what Prescott actually says” – I reckon that this was actually written by some parliamentary aide. After all, I don’t think Prescott could actually use a keyboard. Partly because his fingers are likely to be too fat for the keys, and partly because the keyboard is probably jammed with all the food that falls into it as Prescott forces pies into his fat gob whilst he types. Still, it is in Prescott’s name, so I’m going to blame Prescott for it.

He "writes":

I’m sure I also speak for all of you in wishing Gordon, Sarah and their boys a thoroughly deserved break and that they have a wonderful time in Southwold. I have every confidence that he will come back refreshed, renewed and ready to lead us through these difficult times.

Of course, he doesn’t speak for me in wishing Gordon et al a happy holiday; I wish them all a very miserable time. But such is the unpopularity of Gordon at the moment that I doubt even the doe-eyed Nu Labour morons who read Labour Home wish Gordon a wonderful time. After all, he is leading their party towards oblivion. And don’t even get me started of the phrase “thoroughly deserved”. If I spent all day every day fucking up my job, my employers wouldn’t offer me a well-deserved break. They’d offer me a permanent, unpaid holiday.

And what is it about Brown and being renewed? Every other fucking week that talentless twat is being renewed. And yet, when he appears on the television, he looks more pale, more jowly, and more ill than ever. The only way Brown could actually be renewed is if he dies and is reincarnated as something better than Gordon Brown. Like a dung beetle. Or a tape worm.

Still, Prescott supports Brown. For this reason:

We have undoubtedly some very talented men and women. But with respect, none of them at the present moment, has anywhere near the skills and experience, nationally and internationally, to lead this great party and country as we tackle these unprecedented major global problems.

I can’t think of anyone with any talent in the Labour party. A bunch of annoying lackwits and pious wankers; maybe. Talented; no. But if Brown really is the best person to lead the Labour party, despite the talent vacuum, then they are utterly fucked. They may as well give up now, and go back to their constituencies and prepare for opposition.

Plus, what “unprecedented major global problems?” A recession? Terrorism? War? I appreciate Prescott probably missed out on history at school; I’d imagine he was in the canteen shovelling grub into his fat gut. But there is nothing happening in the world today that is unprecedented. Except for the fact that the incumbent Prime Minister is an incompetent moron paralysed by indecision.

And doesn’t Prescott know that when you write “with respect” you actually mean “with no respect whatsoever, you total cunts”?

It’s only a year since party members, trade unions and MPs unanimously voted for Gordon to become our leader. Let me make this very clear - party members and the public will never forgive MPs and others who force Labour to go through another leadership election in less than two years.

Sorry, but I must have missed the precious Labour leadership election. I do remembered an uncontested beauty pageant that Brown *won* because he had bullied all the opposition out of the contest. That was not an election. It was not a contest. It was nothing more than an ego boost for the fragile self-image of the Prime Mentalist.

One final point – and I think this should be made clear not just to Prescott but to every fucker in the Labour party – the public will forgive you for having a leadership election. In fact, most people probably want one sooner rather than later. What they won’t forgive you for is continuing with this nightmarish scenario that we now find ourselves on – where the Prime Minister is suffering some sort of breakdown, and where the government and country is paralysed as a result. This country needs leadership. Brown blatantly can’t provide it. Therefore, he should go.

It really is that simple.