Plane Stupid: Getting Stuck In

Protests can, of course, take any format. And there have been some dramatic forms of protest in the past. Firebombing shops that sell fur, rioting over the poll tax in Central London, taking over Strangeways prison, throwing yourself in front of horse at the races - that is legendary, memorable and controversial protesting.

This, however, really isn't. But what else might you expect from the morons in Plane Stupid?

I mean, seriously, what sort of a plan is this? Gluing yourself to the PM? From the words of the protestor:

"My left hand was covered in superglue and I stuck it to his sleeve... I just glued myself to him and after 20 seconds he tore my hand off - it really hurt. He had to give it a couple of tugs before it came away."

Ok, worst case scenario, what would have happened? He'd have glued himself to the Prime Minister. And what do we think the Prime Minsiter would have done? Panicked, realised the error of his ways, and changed government policy? Or perhaps he would have just taken his jacket off.

The protestor also notes Brown's reaction:

"He was just grinning about it. He didn't seem to take me seriously."

I'm not surprised. This must have been one of the happiest moments Brown has had since he became PM. For the first time in months, he was the biggest, most moronic and incompetent fool in the room. Brown was actually face to face with a bigger fucktard than himself.

But the protestor, having not made enough of a tit of himself already, went on to further *protest*:

When he left the building he tried to glue himself to the gates of Downing Street but had his hand detached by a police officer.

And how was that police officer able to do that so easily? Again, in the words of the protestor:

"I didn't have much glue left by that point," he said.

*Sighs*.

Look. If you are going to protest through the medium of a moronic stunt, then at least prepare yourself adequately first. And the only thing this fucking chimp needed to remember to do was bring enough glue. And he failed at that.

There is a case to be made against a third runway at Heathrow. However, that case is undermined given it is so voraciously supported by such utter choppers as this lackwit. Seriously, what are people meant to do? Support the guy whose idea of revolutionary protesting is to try (and fail) to superglue himself to the PM? This is the antics of a drunk, retarded student - not of a serious campaigner.

Once again, Plane Stupid are living up to their name. In fact, they couldn't have picked a better title for their group. Unless it was "bunch of fucking morons."