Minor, Yet Horrifically Anger Inducing, Irritants #1

Logging on to the work network some mornings, this message comes up:

"Your password needs to be changed in fourteen days time. Do you wish to change it now?"

No I fucking don't! 14 days away? So what? Why not tell me when the password actually needs to be fucking changed, rather than a whole frigging fortnight before I have to do anything? Every time this fucking message turns up it wastes perhaps a whole second of my life because I have to click on the "No" button. A valuable second that I could have spent doing, you know, something else. Something very brief, mind.

I suppose I could just calm down and change my password when the warning first comes up. But where's the fun in that?