In tribute to this wonderful post I give you some unlikely yet technically correct summaries of famous films:
THE SHINING: Sometimes getting away from it all isn't the answer.
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND: Evolution can be cured, apparently.
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST: Angry paedophile winds up then tries to murder respected mental hospital nurse.
CARRIE: School has memorable prom night.
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT: College students get forced into hysteria by stick figures and a run-down cottage.
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: Convicted murderer escapes prison then persuades fellow killer to break parole.
THEY LIVE: Drifter gets new glasses, goes on killing spree.
ZODIAC: Cartoonist stalks unknown serial killer.
THE FLY: Getting somewhere quickly doesn't compare with getting there safely.
THE OMEN: American diplomat tries to murder young boy based on a conspiracy theory
Any other suggestions, pls stick 'em in the comments.
UPDATE:
Some suggestions from my good friend The Moai:
BACK TO THE FUTURE: Boy travels through time, is passionately kissed by own mother.
GREMLINS: Boy fails in basic care of exotic pet, several innocent people die gruesomely as a result.
BLADE RUNNER: Man discovers that artificial life-forms have emotions, kills them anyway.
GHOSTBUSTERS: A city is laid waste as failed academics barbecue a giant marshmallow with illegal nuclear reactors.
Labels: Films, Random, Tasteless Humour, The Moai
posted by The Nameless Libertarian @ 4:56 pm
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1 Comments:
"BACK TO THE FUTURE: Boy travels through time, is passionately kissed by own mother."
Surely that is "Boy gets in car with strange man who takes him to watch his mum and dad get it on"?
BRAVEHEART: Scotsman puts on makeup and prances about in front of some Englishmen.
2001: Man locked out of work by broken computer goes on acid trip.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Nephew of thief takes stolen jewellery and throws it away to prevent owner from ever wearing it again.
BEN HUR: Man goes for a spot of rowing then a horse ride only to stand idly by while watching his childhood friend die of shock, internal injuries and blood poisoning.
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG: Single father cobbles together old car from bits of junk then drives it off a cliff with his kids and new girlfriend aboard.
WIZARD OF OZ: Innocent girl takes herself on an exotic adventure involving a soft pussy, a very stiff man and a big floppy sack. She never took her shoes off, either.
ALIEN: Supervisor takes over from her boss, all her team are killed, she blows up their workplace and STILL she never understands why she got fired.
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