Controversial topics for the Cabinet:

"Gordon Brown's authority was further undermined last night after it emerged several ministers sharply criticised the decision to use this week's political cabinet to discuss Tory weaknesses rather than Labour's own unpopularity."

Jesus Christ yeah. This is a controversial area that the Cabinet should - nay, must debate - whether they should be banging on about the Tories being popular or Labour being unpopular.

And apparently, just as it should with an issue that is crucial for the future of our great nation, the conversation got heard:

Another cabinet source said it was a very bad atmosphere "with some of us hardly able to look at him [Brown]".

Holy fuck, yeah. This is the sort of thing that the Cabinet should be split over. Whether they should be discussing the Tories are popular or whether Labour is unpopular. This is critical fucking stuff, I'm sure you will agree.

Mr Ed Balls, for me, has the foresight and wisdom to round this argument up well:

At one point Ed Balls, the children's secretary, defended the focus saying: "We know why the electorate do not like us."

Yes, I hope the Labour party do know why they are so unpopular, though I suspect they don't. The reason is really, really fucking simple. It is because they will argue and bitch over such minor debate points as popularity at the same time as the economy goes down the shitter. At the same time as our poorly equipped troops are dying abroad. At the same time as stabbings and violent crime increases. And at the same time as both the education system and the NHS enter what looks increasingly like their death throes.

If the Labour party really wants to understand why they are so hated by the people of this country, they should look at this pointless fucking argument the pointless fuckers in the Cabinet had over what to debate. Squabbling like four year olds over who gets to decide the topic of the latest meeting just shows how hopelessly and utterly out of touch they are with the people of this country. The people they are supposed to be representing and leading.

So just remember, as your bills rise and the economy stagnates, the Cabinet is there for you. To debate whether they should be talking about the Tories being popular, or about their own unpopularity. And make sure you act on that unpoularity at the next election.

And kick the bunch of arrogant cunts out of power forever.