Idiotic Man for an Idiotic policy

The problem with elections is you never quite know who you will be running against. Be it a silly old news reader. Or some chopper from the Monster Raving Loony Party. Or maybe some nasty little fuck from the BNP who wins votes through fostering hate, you can never be quite sure who is going to run against you now. Still, even David Davis, who seems to be struggling to find any opponents in his upcoming by-election, can’t be too worried about this candidate:

David Davis could face an unexpected challenge from former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie in the by-election prompted by his shock resignation.

That would be the same Kelvin MacKenzie who is generally seen as a poison dwarf – an ugly little man who courts controversy at every single turn through his ignorance and general dislike for others. Take a look at some of The Sun headlines when he was editor. Or some of the blatant lies he published. And then you have his appallingly insensitive and crass coverage of the Hillsborough disaster. It is no surprise to me that MacKenzie supports 42 days detention. He is an ignorant cunt. A moron of the highest order. Anyone voting for MacKenzie wants their head examined – not least because MacKenzie himself seems to hold everyone other than himself in a deep, almost absolute contempt. Unelectable is a harsh word to pin on anyone, but I really, really hope that in this day and age MacKenzie shows himself to be unelectable.

Even Sky News seems to doubt MacKenzie’s chances:

The former Sun editor is not likely to pose a serious threat to Mr Davis' majority - he stood in a council election recently in his local ward of Weybridge South, but garnered little more than 200 votes and lost.

Hopefully MacKenzie fighting for 42 days detention – an idiot standing for an idiotic policy – will have a similar vote tally if he does run against Davis.