“Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

The Moai found this really rather startling link (Lord alone knows what he was looking for...) It is difficult to highlight one particular phrase as it is all really eye opening but particular bits that stand out to me are "dressed in latex and handcuffs", "this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage" and "he was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837."

Go read it now. It is going to be a damned sight more interesting than anything else that appears on this blog today.