Big thanks to Blogger, who as well as being down for a lot of the past 48 hours and randomly withdrawing posts, also managed to attach my real name to each and every post for an unknown length of time. I’ve often contemplated mentioning who I am in real life (not that anyone who doesn’t already know would have the first clue who I am – this isn’t the secret blog of David Davis or anything) and y’know what, one day I just might. But I’d prefer that day to be decided on by me, rather than some sort glitch relating to Blogger.

Which is not too much to ask, surely?