Prescott and Brown: A Moron Bigs up A Twat

John Prescott meeting expectations. By talking absolute shite:

"Gordon Brown is still the guy who turned this global economy round, everybody credits him with that, except here in the UK.

There are two fundamental issues we're facing, climate change and global finance. Both require global agreement, he's the best man in the field for the job."

These are global problems, you need global giants, not the pygmies I hear about," he said.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Ha. Hahaha. Haha. Sorry. Sorry. That really got to me for a moment. Lost it a bit. Sorry. Feeling better now.

Where to start? According to the EU Lard Mountain, Brown is the person who turned the global economy around, although we don't have any indications of how he did that. And I can't help but note that as British Prime Minister, it would have been better had he turned around our economy whilst he was saving the world. Perhaps that's why he doesn't get credit for it in this country. Because our economy is still fucked.

Now, Prezza's asserts that we are facing climate change as a fundamental issue. He doesn't specify what about climate change is the fundamental issue, but one can take an educated guess (something Prescott is probably incapable of doing) from the fad currently taking up his time. And global finance... what about global finance, John? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? What is Gordon going to do about global finance? Why is he the best man in the field? And did you mean the global economy when you said global finance? Do you even know what you are talking about there, John? Or are you just spouting crap in a desperate attempt to gain attention?

And finally, the use of the word pygmies to describe the opposition seems a little crass. No doubt the left will waste no time before castigating Prescott for using such a term. After all, if it was a Tory, they would be more than happy to brand the speaker a racist.

Prescott's words show his utter disconnection from reality. In fairness, though, this is nothing new. But the fact that Prescott is treated as a Labour party heavyweight for reasons other than his incredible girth shows just how fucked the Labour party are.