Sunday, February 22, 2009

Random story of the day

In front of the meat department in Waldbaum’s stupendous grocery, a woman turned to me and said, “My first four abortions were absolute murder.” “Ah,” I said, back-pedaling.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:44 pm

    Reminds me recently on a train from Charing Cross to somewhere in South London in a rather loud voice a woman on her mobile saying "between you and me" and the 30 other people on the train!

    Pip Pip DD52

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