Getting Gordon fit

Every now and again, I see a story that makes my heart sink. A story that completely misses the point, and simply shows just how out of touch - and frankly insane - our elected leaders are. This is one such story:

"Gordon Brown has hired a personal fitness trainer to get him into shape over the summer holidays... "

Yeah, we've hit the nail on the head there, haven't we? Gordo's problems are all down to him carrying an extra couple of pounds. It is down to him being a bit of a fat chuffer. Rather than him being an incompetent, unpleasant and odious man. Getting fit will solve all of Gordon's deep personality flaws.

It is a sign of the desperation that pervades every aspect of this abortion of an administration that they are seriously considering this to be a potential selling point. Fuck knows what they will go with next. Maybe announcing that Gordon is seeing a faith healer. Or that he has had an enema. Actually, the last idea probably wouldn't be a bad one. At least Brown would be less full of shit.

Oh, and Gordo doesn't need a personal fitness instructor as much a fucking good psychotherapist.