Labour Finances: Gimmick Time!

The Moai has sent me this gem of an article - things are now so bad financially for the Labour party that they are shamelessly whoring out whatever oafs pass as Nu Labour celebrities these days. Amongst the usual run of pseudo socialist piss midgets who always jump on the Labour bandwagon, you have some ex-politicians offering their time - including one Tony Blair offering a game of tennis:

The most eye-catching was undoubtedly the chance to play tennis with Blair. Lord Levy, the former prime minister's best-known tennis partner, said whoever won would be in for a tough match unless they got Blair on a bad day.

Hmmm. It would be worth bidding for that, if only so one could get the chance to go along and smack Tony Blair on the back of the head with a tennis racket and the twat the grinning, smug chipmunk of a man into oblivion.

Of course, there is no offering from Gordon Brown, but then again, what activities could you do with Brown that you would be willing to pay for? I mean, who would pay to sit in and sulk with Gordon Brown? Who would pay to see Gordon throw a tantrum? Would you really bid to see Brown sitting in a chair, consumed by paranoid indecision? And who would pay to spend time with Gordon as he shits on the Great British public?

How ever bad things are in the Labour party, however much they need the funds, Gordon Brown will never be a money maker for the Labour party.