Brown Bashing: Losing. Badly.

It is a bad day for Labour. A truly shocking day for Gordon Brown. Therefore, it is a great day for anyone who despises the incompetent shower of shits who run our country and the flaccid cock of a man who runs the government. I, for one, am smiling. In fact, I'm tempted to do a happy jig.

Brown not so much failed his first electoral test as not turn up to the exam room until half an hour into the test, and when he did manage to turn up, he forgotten to revise, put on his trousers and actually had no clue whatsoever that he was being tested. This must be why Gordo shies away from elections. He's fucking shite at them.

A Tory government has gone from being possible but highly unlikely at the next election in 2005 to an almost certainty when Gordo finally goes to the national polls. At these elections, it appears Labour has dipped below the level of the Liberal Democrats. That's how crap Gordo is. He's worse than Nick Clegg.

Two things can happen now, depending in part on whether Boris takes City Hall from Red Ken. Either the Labour party limps on under Gordo to an almost certain defeat at the next General Election. Or they admit that Brown was a colossal error of judgement, and ditch him unceremoniously for another candidate - possibly Jack Straw. I favour the former option, even though it involves Brown being in power for longer. Because a new Labour leader might just turn it around, and win the next General Election. If Brown clings to power, Nu Labour, and this godawful government that has been in power for far too long, falls.

The strategy for the Tories, Lib Dems and anyone else who hates Labour is clear - do whatever they can to keep Gordon in power, so he can lead his increasingly suicidal government over the cliff at the next election, and down into the jagged rocks and roaring sea of harsh historical judgement.