"I'm sorry, sir, this is a no smoking train."

Charlie K has been caught smoking on a train, less than 1 week since the smoking ban was introduced (and despite the fact that every train I've been on for the past five years has been no smoking anyway). With his rigorous grasp of the law - and a law he voted for - he thought it was OK if he smoked out of the window.

One rule for us, one rule for them, etc etc ad fucking nauseam.