All Hail Saint Tony!

For he is so wise!

Blair, on his farewell tour of the world, has stated:

"However ferocious the challenges are in this part of Africa it's better to intervene and try to make a difference than stay out and try to cope with the consequences at a later time."

Uh-huh. Well, I hate to be the one to break it to you, Tony, but Sierra Leone aside, you've done the square root of bugger all. What about Darfur? Zimbabwe, anyone?

Blair, you had ten years to try to transform Africa. Ten years. And you blew it. Just like you blew the chance to transform your own country. As Prime Minister, Tony, you blew it.

Time to shuffle off the world stage, Blair. And shut the fuck up whilst you are doing it.